Welcome to Stupid Horse Tricks

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Welcome to the barn! I’m the head of the herd, a gelding you can call Road Apple. I wanted to be a stallion but there was an accident with a clipper that, well, I can’t talk about it without crying.

Where was I?

Oh ya. This here website is called stupid horse tricks for a reason. I can’t quite remember what it is right now, but that’s what it’s called.

Oh got it. The domain was available.

Actually, we want to talk about horses, horse training, fun horse tricks, funny horse pictures and horse videos.

We think messing around with horses is a heck of a lot of fun and that training beyond the basics with tricks and such can enrich the horse and rider relationship. It also impresses the equine boogers outta the greenhorns.

So kick around our stalls a spell. No cribbing please.

If you’ve got a technique for teaching a horse trick you want to share, send it on in through our contact page. We’d love to see your funny horse pictures and funny horse videos too.

Share them with us in our horse picture gallery! Just register and upload – it is free!

PS: Please be sure the horse videos and photos belong to you ’cause we can’t run nothing ya tivo’d off the tele. You don’t want those money grubb’n lawyers from Fox TV bangin on our door, do ya? They’re worse then them revenue agents.

And would you please scrape that stuff off your boots before you come in? We just swept the floor.

Enjoy the free horse videos we rustled up below for ya, bookmark this site, come back often to see the news about the normal, weird and wonderful world of horses, and link to us please.

Enjoy this very funny video about Patches, a small horse that goes for rides in the car, fetches beer and answers the phone. Got something like this on video yer’self? Share it with us!

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The Equine Sanctuary-Ojai-California

The Equine Sanctuary

Every day hundreds of extraordinary horses are injured at the race track, on polo fields, and in all equestrian disciplines. Top athletes who gave it their all, in one defining moment go from star champions to broken, useless financial burdens the next. They rarely find their way to retire in a green pasture. Instead, most are inhumanely trucked to slaughter houses, hung upside down from a hind leg, and eviscerated with a knife while still conscious. This is the fate for even champion race horses like Ferdinand, who in 1986 won or placed in all of the coveted triple crown races.

The Equine Sanctuary is a non-profit organization located in the tranquil valley of Ojai, California. We specialize in the professional sport horse who once injured find themselves in circumstances where there is no longer sufficient time or money for their continued care. Most of these horses are unsuitable for placement with non-professionals. They often require extensive veterinary care and are at high risk of slaughter for human consumption.

We are in our fifth year of operation and are unique in that we provide full-spectrum, individualized alternative and allopathic care. We offer customized nutritional programs, homeopathy, endocrine-immune monitoring, acupuncture, chiropractic, neural pathway reprogramming, massage, corrective shoeing and when necessary, surgery. Once physically rehabilitated, the horses are re-schooled in ground manners and are taught basic dressage. Most of the horses we rescue can be placed in new homes and have a long productive life with their adoptive families. Others, whose injuries, mental or physical require a higher level of ongoing care, remain here as Goodwill Ambassadors or permanent residents.

The Equine Sanctuary
Ojai, California 93023
Phone: 805-453-4567

Polo Horse Rescue

Please take a moment to watch their Public Service Announcement and support them with your time or other donation if you can.

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Smiling Horse

This was sent in by our friend Megan explaining how she taught her horse Toby to smile (click read more to learn her technique):

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Continue reading

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